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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 22:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So Paul Mcartney could join the band queen with the stage name "Roger Taylor"


Roger: Can I go To Lunch Now?

Brian: No, You Can't...

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Freddie: Oh Shit, All this crap again?!



"If I had to do it all over again, yes why not? why not
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Posted: 09 Oct 06, 23:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kingarthur wrote:

So Paul Mcartney could join the band queen with the stage name "Roger Taylor"


OOOH!!! Paul Mcartney!! The Beatles' secret member...

I thought I was the only one who knew of him...

Well, he was a great Marimba player. I can see how his talent carried over to power Queen's music. His other talents included Hair Dressing, Anger Management, Drinking, Eating, jumping really high, and his uncanny ability to imitate a bowl of jello, without a costume. It should also be noted that he taught John Deacon how to play the triangle, a very tricky and precise art, that requires much practice.

So, Paul "Roger Taylor" Mcartney, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

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Posted: 10 Oct 06, 21:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wondered why Roger never looked like Ginger Baker...


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!