An 86 year old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The irritated Receptionist said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I simply told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously embarrassed this room full of people. Why didn’t you say there was something wrong with your ear or similar and then discussed the real problem with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't risk embarrassing a room full of others with your prying questions", and left.
Several minutes later, he returned. The smiling Receptionist smugly asked, “Yes?”
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly, knowing that he had taken heed of her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
Mess with Grumpy Old Men and you're going to lose!
"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."