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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 14:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey!!!!!

yesterday afternoon at a gardening place near the Ascot horse racing place, I met that Pete Malandrone - him what works with Brian. I didn't know if he would talk to me or not but when I said hello he was really decent and not at all rude or sarcastic, or brutal. He didn't punch me or look at me evilish or any such thing.

Some people have said that he might be the brother of the devil, but I can tell you all that he was very civilised and friendly, and not beelzebubby at all. Not much dress sense though - for sure!

He was on his own, buying some seeds and a spade (£14.99) and some string (99p). And a watering can nozzle end bit (reduced to £1.99 from £3.99).

I said, "Hello, are you Pete who works for Queen?"

He said, "Yes I am."

I said, "Will you sign somethink for me?"

He said, "Yes I reckon I will."

I said, "What will you sign?"

He said, "What have you got?"

i had nothing to offer.

He said, "How about your left foot."

I said alright to that and true to his devilish word he pulled down my sock and wrote.... TO FINGERS, WITH RESPECT TO YOUR MOTHER, PETE M.

How nice was that? Totally unexpected too. I asked if I should buy him something but he said no. He suggested I buy three bags of compost for the price of 2... £9.99. Fantastic tip, I thought. But getting the bastards home on my bicycle nearly saw me die, just north of Ascot town centre. And I haven't even got a garden, neither. i got carried away by the excitement of the moment I guess.

Thanks Pete. it was a really memorable encounter. You are a gentleman not the Devil incarnate.

Has anyone else had an unexpected encounter with a member of Queen Staff?

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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So are you gonna wash your foot?

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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nice post, Pete. Welcome to Queenzone. Please don't feed Greg Brooks.


Thank you, God bless you, sweet dreams you lot of tarts, Good-bye!
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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 18:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's always nice when another guy sends his regards to yer mother.

You mentioned his dress sense . . . was he in his little black dress with the pink feather boa and bunny ears? ;)


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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 18:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i had quite a random unexpected moment with a queen member
i didnt meet brian but he actually bought a house a few houses down from mine
and man i cant wait till halloween


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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 19:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL


I once had an encouter with Freddie.


It was June 4th 2005. I was just dreaming about ice skating when I woke up because of a sound coming out of my room. I looked up and saw some eerie light coming out of the corner. When it came close I saw it was a man, slightly tanned, thin hair, somewhere in his 40s.

I was scared but a soft voice told me not to be frightened. I recognised the voice. Then I saw the buck teeth and the moustache. This was Freddie Mercury!

I asked him how he was doing and he said he was doing fine. I guess he wanted all the fans to know that he was alright.

We talked a bit about music, and I played him some songs from my band, which he liked. When he was about to leave I asked him if he wanted to stay. He said he had some other things to take care of. He noticed I was worried so he said it was okay.



Then I woke up.. With a painfull anus


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



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Posted: 11 Oct 06, 21:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote:

LOL


I once had an encouter with Freddie.


It was June 4th 2005. I was just dreaming about ice skating when I woke up because of a sound coming out of my room. I looked up and saw some eerie light coming out of the corner. When it came close I saw it was a man, slightly tanned, thin hair, somewhere in his 40s.

I was scared but a soft voice told me not to be frightened. I recognised the voice. Then I saw the buck teeth and the moustache. This was Freddie Mercury!

I asked him how he was doing and he said he was doing fine. I guess he wanted all the fans to know that he was alright.

We talked a bit about music, and I played him some songs from my band, which he liked. When he was about to leave I asked him if he wanted to stay. He said he had some other things to take care of. He noticed I was worried so he said it was okay.



Then I woke up.. With a painfull anus


Your band Orion?


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Posted: 12 Oct 06, 01:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No my Band: "Jeffrey Sawyer and the Gullible Sods"


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



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