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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 21:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Last weekend I was happy at home downloading some porn and listening to music, when someone added me on MSN.

I accepted and said hi.

The person said hi.

I asked who it was.

It said it was a girl who heard I was a very cool person.

I asked her where she got my address from, and she said it was from Queenzone.

We started to talk, and she was really interesting. After a couple of hours, she asked for a pic, so I sent the best pic of myself I have.

After a few days, I felt I had a crush on her, and then came the surprise: she said she had been in Brazil for 2 weeks already, and wanted to meet me.

I got so excited that I told my friends from school. One of them said "Rafael, don't go, it's an ambush". I said he was just envious. He insisted, so I invited him to go with me, just in case he was right, so that he could help me.

So yesterday was THE DAY. I put on my best Queen t-shirt, and went to the mall.

I spent about 5 minutes talking to my friend, when I saw someone very distant, wearing a Queen t-shirt and a skirt. She waved at me. So I told my friend "It's her. I'll be right back!". So I ran to her. She was STUNNING! I swear I had never seen anyone so pretty in my life!

I said hi.

She said hi.

Then she pulled up her skirt... And there was a penis there!!!

I shouted "OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S AN AMBUSH!!!" and ran, while HE chased me (and my friend was laughing his arse out).

So I got outside the mall and HE followed me. So I thought "people on the street will stop him". But everybody just pointed and laughed. "Ha ha, he's getting attacked by a transexual pedo!".

When I got home, my parents pointed at me and laughed.

So I decided to go cry in my bedroom, but I slipped on the stairs, fell down and broke my both arms, so I'm using my nose to type this whole story.

Ouch.

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It's more for Brian fans than girls in general... But enjoy it anyway.



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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 21:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

raf. -.-'

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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 21:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahahahaha, I love your stories!! XD XD


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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 22:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO! I <3 The Bonus ^^

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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 22:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Please describe this "best Queen shirt"

*gets note pad*

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Posted: 03 Nov 06, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha

wow


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 05:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles*

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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 06:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO brilliant


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 08:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles*


haha ROFL =]]


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 09:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You should have a real-life soap with Casper.


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 11:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Girls are really wild... This bonus was way more successful than the bonus for guys. :-P


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote:

raf. -.-'


I second that ^^


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pete Burns, eat your heart out!!!!!

=]]


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

XD

Why do I bother to read your crap, Raf?
...and more importantly, why do you bother to post it?

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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

?Poppy? wrote:

XD

Why do I bother to read your crap, Raf?


a) You're curious
b) You love me

and the main reason

c) For the bonus

?Poppy? wrote:


...and more importantly, why do you bother to post it?

Lonely, bored and needing attention. :-P




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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xD


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote:

I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xD

Oh yes.

Poppy, you read my crap also because you feel you need to show me your tits.


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:

<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote:

I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xD

Oh yes.

Poppy, you read my crap also because you feel you need to show me your tits.

I do? What ever gave you that idea?

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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just pretend I'm gay and show them, ffs! :-P


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Posted: 04 Nov 06, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Muahahaha..