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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 04:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bastards.

Ever thought about what you'll have on your tombstone when you snuff it? Some years off yet I hope, although maybe not for some of our fatter posters. I know, I know... these are your Vegas years and you will lose weight in the fullness of time, I don't doubt it. You're just big-boned is all. Aye, big arse bones, you great porky monster - get doing some exercise. Elvis wishes he could do a fucking sit-up, I'll bet.

But what will your epitaph be?

I was thinking for myself: "Here lies Flashman. Nothing new there then." Or maybe "I knew I should have stuck with BUPA", or "Here be Flashman. Aged 102. Only the good die young."

Christ, there'll be as many gloaters as mourners when I hand in my notice, no doubt. I don't know who'll be the most broken hearted: the women or my bankers. There'll be tears of woe, glee and probably hysteria, I reckon. I'll owe a damned fortune by then.

Here, what was on Bob Marley's tombstone? I bet it wasn't "Keep off the grass!" Chortle!


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 05:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im going to have "95 years old and on a major stiff"

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 06:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"finger-lickin' good!"

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 08:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Definitely the potassium chloride.


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lived for many years, but it only took a few minutes.

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 13:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Serry. 1982-2503.

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 13:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"This bag is not a toy"


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Homemade Taste, Sealed Fresh!"

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 16:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"IF YOU READ THIS, YOU'RE A CUNT"


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 16:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"no really, im not dead."

"this is what happens when you put a fork in a toaster"


"coming soon: aylen! spinning!"

"yep, here i am"

"dammit. i wanted a pyramid"

"thanks, i tried."


"so uh, mom? i think nows a good time to tell you about the time i told you the cat ran away..."

"jokes on you, you get a lawsuit!"

"i said no!"

"herrrrrrrres aylen!"

"they lied. im over there"


"you thought i was kidding"

"shit. there goes the plans for immortality"


i dunno i plan on living forever, so far so good. :-P


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 17:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote:

"IF YOU READ THIS, YOU'RE A CUNT"

Wow.. That's profound.

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 20:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't think you lived that long Serry..unless you are some form of robot...you are, aren't you?


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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 20:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

I don't think you lived that long Serry..unless you are some form of robot...you are, aren't you?


You're going to eat him, aren't you?

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 21:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Brian: No, You Can't...

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Posted: 15 Nov 06, 21:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here lies Smitty, crushed by falling tombstone...

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Posted: 16 Nov 06, 02:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 16 Nov 06, 03:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:

M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote:

"IF YOU READ THIS, YOU'RE A CUNT"

Wow.. That's profound.
indeed, dear


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