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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 00:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I figured I'd ressurect one of my favorite QZ things to do. The add-on story!

I'll start a story, then someone continues the story in a new post. Let's keep the sentence limit to 2. Okay?

Alright I guess I'll start...

Smitty was walking down the street looking in shop windows. He went by many different businesses; hair dressers, outfitters, hunting supply shop, until he went by a shop window that caught his eye...

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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 00:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Smitty couldnt beleive that this was an album by a group that was never release nor heard of....

So he went in... this very old man behind the counter looked at him... something mysterious...

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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 03:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this very old man told the story of his failed efforts to make it big in hollywood, and started to cry.


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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 04:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then his dog up and died...dog up and died.
And after 20 years he still greived.

fatty.

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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so he thought that this store was shit and left. he then went out to a brothel and the best sex if his life and ended up going out with the girl.

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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 21:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He broke up with her after he found out that she had the warts (brothels and all...you know). Then he decided to form a celibate life; which wouldn't last for long...


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 17 Nov 06, 23:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He gave in to temptation and entered a strip club, he gazed upon a dancer named Candy Kane, and he was entraced by her exotic movements.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 00:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

how ever noticed that the old man from the shop whos dog died was there, and was with his x with warts, so he decided to dance.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 00:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But then, all of a sudden, while he was grooving to some Queen, his pants dropped down to his ankles. People were shocked at what they saw.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 01:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The d.j.cut the music, he was in such shock, audible gasps could be heard.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 01:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

every one noticed that this mans ding dong was so big that every girl started to dance.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 01:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

then they all started to hit it with a rake


Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"

Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"

Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 01:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

then some one hit it and it spat at them

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 11:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

At that moment many in the club bolted for the door.

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 14:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

when the bouncer blocked it


why pay the visit when the visit is free?



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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 15:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The bouncer was trampled by those running for their lives from...

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 19:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The all of a suddon,Pablo Francisco hoped and staged and done some routiens, and every one had a good time

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 20:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

At seeing the mayhem he had created...Smitty decided to go back to work for the save the geckos foundation. He wasn't back on the job for an hour before....

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Posted: 18 Nov 06, 22:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A crazed gecko bit him on the nose,as he screamed in agony...

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Posted: 19 Nov 06, 00:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lucky for him that the foundation now gave them guns and he shot the thing in the ass.