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Posted: 12 Dec 06, 22:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey All.

Iv been doing the stand up comedy scene for about 3 years now. Any one else here do stand up as well?

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 04:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sometimes I tell a joke while standing. Does that count?


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 04:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But...you're not funny.


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 05:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know.


John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 05:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 05:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.




John: "It's the one thing I wish I could do - sing."

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 05:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.



Sue me.


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 05:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.



Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 06:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.



Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 07:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.



Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P


Someone is going crazy to see Poppy's cleavage...


:')


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 07:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I did standup for a short time.. but I commited the worse sin a standup can do.. make fun of drunks in a bar.. worse yet.. making fun of drunks getting pulled over.. in a bar.. it was an amature night and as the owner said I was a SOLID first place until I did that.. I didn't even get an invite back.. it crushed my self esteem and I never went back.. of course I was somthing like 21 years old back then.. shoot.. I bet half the people that were there that night aren't even alive anymore.. lol


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 07:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I did it once but realised that my pacing is shit. It was fun though. I was scared absolutely livid but ended up fairing not too badly.


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 17:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


Oh i am sorry, i forgot, you know me dont you? you can tell what the difference between a forum and a stage is right?

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 17:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Megamike The GREAT wrote:

I did standup for a short time.. but I commited the worse sin a standup can do.. make fun of drunks in a bar.. worse yet.. making fun of drunks getting pulled over.. in a bar.. it was an amature night and as the owner said I was a SOLID first place until I did that.. I didn't even get an invite back.. it crushed my self esteem and I never went back.. of course I was somthing like 21 years old back then.. shoot.. I bet half the people that were there that night aren't even alive anymore.. lol


Dam,... thats rough... would you ever concider gettting back up there again?

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 17:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


ouch... do i dare take offence???

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 18:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*waiting for comedy to appear on this thread*

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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 19:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can't do standup comedy.... i write comedy sketches though in the monty python sort of way. i would love to do stand up but its never going to happen :)


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so a drum set falls off a stage....


BA DUM TSH!


*crickets*


nevermind....*leaves stage*


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 19:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

<font color=blue>Rick wrote:

I know.


I woz talkin to mircal! :P


God praise the quote-function :P.



Log on at MSN, and quick!!! :P


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Posted: 13 Dec 06, 19:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Stand-up sucks to be plain honest

In my opinion anyway, it can't get a chuckle out of me.


I'm so pissed I could spit.