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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Firstly, my apologies to non-English speakers - you don't stand much chance with this one.

Right, some context if you're still with me...Australia v England cricket - Collingwood gives Warne some stick and gets in response "What was your MBE for - scoring 7 at the Oval?". Geoff Boycott is later heard to moan quite a bit about the unfairness of the honours system these days. Cue much discussion on the BBC website, which inevitably asks for comments from the public.

Including this magical piece of non-punctuation...I swear it's a direct copy.

"i think the mbe's are given out and about a bit to cheaply but shane warne comming out and saying what have you done for england. He is still a dam good player and yer warney can bring up the 7's and 10's but he doesent mension the time where collingwood hit 98 or smashing the aussies about for 206 and steven gerrard has probaly acheveid what has to be acheived i think he thurlery deserves it he won the chgampions leauge and they were 3-0 down against a perfectley deasent club yeah theres no point looking back on that game but its such a remarkable acheivment in english football what cant steven gerrard do you tell me he deserves evry bit of."

How bad is that? Even before we start disagreeing with the content (such as it may be discerned), it's hardly English at all. But it's not txt-spk, it's just horrible.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, and judging by the writer's nickname, he is 24 years old. I won't tell you his name yet, as it could colour your opinion.

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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How good that we do not have such people on this forum :-)


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 15:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've heard drunk schizos on acid talk more sense than that! My god.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 15:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

txt spk makes more sense if you ask me.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 16:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

Firstly, my apologies to non-English speakers - you don't stand much chance with this one.

Right, some context if you're still with me...Australia v England cricket - Collingwood gives Warne some stick and gets in response "What was your MBE for - scoring 7 at the Oval?". Geoff Boycott is later heard to moan quite a bit about the unfairness of the honours system these days. Cue much discussion on the BBC website, which inevitably asks for comments from the public.

Including this magical piece of non-punctuation...I swear it's a direct copy.

"i think the mbe's are given out and about a bit to cheaply but shane warne comming out and saying what have you done for england. He is still a dam good player and yer warney can bring up the 7's and 10's but he doesent mension the time where collingwood hit 98 or smashing the aussies about for 206 and steven gerrard has probaly acheveid what has to be acheived i think he thurlery deserves it he won the chgampions leauge and they were 3-0 down against a perfectley deasent club yeah theres no point looking back on that game but its such a remarkable acheivment in english football what cant steven gerrard do you tell me he deserves evry bit of."

How bad is that? Even before we start disagreeing with the content (such as it may be discerned), it's hardly English at all. But it's not txt-spk, it's just horrible.


oh dear.please say he isn't english.

i did stay up to watch the test match but it was just too much humiliation for my liking and hit the sack.
can lizzie strip them of their mbe's like she has with nasseem hamed for crimes against sport?


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 17:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pot...kettle. MBE doesn't need an apostrophe (nothing does if it's plural) and you should consider using the odd capital letter.

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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 18:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Um...as an American I stand no chance of being able to read this. Translation please??



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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did you ever stop to think that this person may have a learning disability? Do you think it's funny when someone cannot spell as good as you?

Going by recent topics it is easy to spot that you are nothing but a bully. God help anyone who knows you in the real world.



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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 18:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

pot...kettle. MBE doesn't need an apostrophe (nothing does if it's plural) and you should consider using the odd capital letter.


water...duck.You noticed my deliberate mistakes then.Surprised you didn't notice my spelling of Naseem Hamed though.Maybe next time.


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=gold>Thirtynine<h6>Wooooooo! wrote:

CMU HistoryGirl wrote:

Um...as an American I stand no chance of being able to read this. Translation please??

I think he meant:

"I think the MBEs are given out a bit too easily, but Shane Warne is coming out and saying what he has done for England. He is still a damn good player and Yer Warney can bring up the 7's and 10's, but he doesn't mention the time where Collingwood hit 98 or smashed the Aussies about for 206. Steven Gerrard has probably achieved what has to be acheived; I think he thoroughly deserves it. He won the Champions' League, though they were 3-0 down against a perfectly decent club. There's no point looking back on that game, but it's such a remarkable achievement in English football. What can't Steven Gerrard do, you tell me. He deserves every bit of [it]."

That's just what I think it says. I have no idea about English football. lol


That's what it looked like...but I know squat about soccer.
Thanks!


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's ok. He's talkin' about cricket.

On which I'm sure England will go back to the UK and cry in their beers for the..who cares, really!? We've got The Ashes *does little fuck you dance, dee-dee-dee!*

Take that England! Cricketing superiority, my eyelash!


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

That's ok. He's talkin' about cricket.

On which I'm sure England will go back to the UK and cry in their beers for the..who cares, really!? We've got The Ashes *does little fuck you dance, dee-dee-dee!*



Take that England! Cricketing superiority, my eyelash!


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heh.

And walking...











...from the dressing rooms to the centre and back to the dressing rooms, giggle, giggle.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

all we got to do now is bowl you lot out for 44 to win.
no problem!


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

joxerthemighty wrote:

all we got to do now is bowl you lot out for 44 to win.
no problem!


LOL!


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 19:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Odder things have happened. There's a chance it could...

Not very likely but a chance none the less. Australia lost in Sydney last time they played England there.

Mind you we were chasing 451 for victory...so I think that is a fair enough clout.

Anderson really just wouldn't get out. The nerve tarnishing McGrath's figures.

Edit: Although I must know - what did the English team receive MBEs for winning a sporting series? That is actually worse than The Beatles getting theirs for services to...music?

Looks good though - Richard Starkey, MBE.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 20:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Whitewash, much? lolzozz!

I am looking back to the 2025 Ashes Series so I can say 'Son, I remember when we thrashed the Poms in 2006/2007' then have the kid say 'I'm not your son. In fact I'm 43! I'm 4 years older than you!'.

Of course by that time I will be insanely drunk.


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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 22:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just for the record iGSM has a great knowledge of a site that perfectly explains Cricket. You should really indulge us romeo.

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Posted: 04 Jan 07, 23:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know nothing about cricket.


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