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Mr. Scully user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 09:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't really watch NHL but this is really funny!

http://www.edmontonoilers.com/
(click on the "Edmonton vs. Dallas: crazy goal" link on the right).

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

your a retard and it was stupid!


you know i'm just joking, right?

NOT!!

just kiddin! well how do you know if i'm just kidding? maybe i'm not, but you see, you can never ever know especially with a cow lover!!
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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kimmithee wrote:

your a retard and it was stupid!


No, my dear, you mix things up. "Retard" is how your mum calls you when you wet the bed.

Damn, where's some fucking respect to older and/or more educated people? Is QueenZone now a place for kids with a brain of a squirrel?

Good old days are over...

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Scully wrote:


Good old days are over...


They have been over for quite some time.

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tsk tsk tsk... where do I begin?

kimmithee mashed those there keys and spewed forth this drivel:

your a retard and it was stupid!


You tried, but, much like a lot of things, you failed. Here's what you meant to write:

Lester Burnham The Great corrected kimmithee thusly:

I'm a retard, and I am stupid!


Don't worry, dear, the English language is an extremely difficult one. I don't expect you to have much grasp on it, seeing as you're a native English speaker, but maybe if you try harder... ahh, forget it. No chance of that.

*sigh*

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 13:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nevermind.

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PieterMC wrote:

Mr. Scully wrote:


Good old days are over...


They have been over for quite some time.


For about three years...

I even miss Chad, despite some really unpleasant fights we had!

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Scully wrote:

PieterMC wrote:

Mr. Scully wrote:


Good old days are over...


They have been over for quite some time.


For about three years...

I even miss Chad, despite some really unpleasant fights we had!


Chad? You miss me? xD


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 14:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"You have the brian of a squirrel"

May I use this? I think it is a fantastic piece of abuse. It would be nice to think it is a specific thing used in the Czech republic...

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 14:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kimmithee wrote:

your a retard and it was stupid!


Kimmithee: You are up way past your bed time.

A little more care in your school and homework may yet see you turn into a sociable human being.
Until then though, do not set your sights too high.

If you have no homework, you can copy out this exercise x 100.

I must always begin a sentence with a capital letter.
Furthermore, I should have written: 'You are a retard and it was stupid!'
I could even have contracted 'you are' into 'you're', but never ‘your’, because we all know this synonym actually means ‘belonging to the person spoken to’ and not ‘referring to the person spoken to’.
Making such common errors in both basic punctuation and grammatical skills may encourage fellow Queenzoners to conclude that my language skills are indeed retarded.



"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 15:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

"You have the brian of a squirrel"

May I use this? I think it is a fantastic piece of abuse. It would be nice to think it is a specific thing used in the Czech republic...


Brain, not brian :) I thought it was my typo but it's not. I'm not sure if we use exactly this but we do say something similar.

The Mir@cle - not unless you're an American guy in your thirties :-)


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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 15:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh my

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 16:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMFAO!!

*sigh*
tsk tsk... Kimmithee - kimmithee...

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 17:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Can you give me the phonetic version of the Czech?

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 17:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually more common would be to say "you have a brain of a hen" (I guess you say something similar in the UK) which in Czech would sound like this: "Mash slepiczi mozeczek" (where "czek" is pronunced like "czech", "mash" sounds long like "maaaaash" and "czi" sounds like "chee" in "cheese").

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Personally I like the brain of a squirrel better than a hen...but that is my personaly preference.

*cluck* *cluck*


Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!!



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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 18:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Personally I like the brain of a squirrel better than a hen...but that is my personaly preference.

*cluck* *cluck*


Personally I like even more the brain of a hippo but a hippo wouldn't be posting on QueenZone such shit as kimmithee did. So a comparation with a squirrel sounds OK to me :-)

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 18:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Superb

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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 18:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Penetration_Guru wrote:

Superb


I agree! Bravo!!!


Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!!



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Posted: 05 Jan 07, 18:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

On topic - I think I would have had a heart attack if that had happened to "my team" :-)


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