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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 06:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings?

Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?

Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 06:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings?

Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?

Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 07:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 07:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If the aliens actually arrived here speaking English, then I suppose they would've already assumed the "leader" would be the president of US, or the Prime Minister of UK.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 07:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman wrote:

I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.


I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Flashman wrote:

I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.


I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you.
Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it.


Children, children, children... behave. Up until Christmas day, I would have directed them to James Brown, but now I think it would have to be Mr BB King. Or maybe Lemmy if the alien looked a bit dodgy - that would scare the little green buggers off!


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 08:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd give them my vibrator.

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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 09:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob the Shrek.


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 09:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It depends - is there a gleam of evil intent in its eyes... or eye?



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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 09:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Vote Flashy for leader!


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Posted: 10 Jan 07, 10:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Keith Richards. he's immortal.


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Posted: 11 Jan 07, 01:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 11 Jan 07, 04:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mel Brooks :D


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Posted: 11 Jan 07, 06:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Bob the Shrek.


I second that lol

Imagine Bob running the world - what a cracking place it would be lol!!



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Posted: 11 Jan 07, 22:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know, I think Bob is a good choice as well. One more vote for the Shrek.


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Posted: 12 Jan 07, 11:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

QZ is the leader!


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Posted: 12 Jan 07, 16:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color= red>Sinners wrote:

Flashman wrote:

So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings?

Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet?

Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.


John Deacon?


That made me laugh.

But I was thinking more along the lines of the most charming person on earth. George Clooney maybe? When he is in Italy at his lake house. Give the alien some pasta and wine, a nice full moon reflecting on the lake, some soft music (You Don't Fool Me, Those Pretty Eyes, That Sexy Smile...), a light breeze and George Clooney to smile at him and make clever comments about everything the alien says. It works on Brad Pitt et al.

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Posted: 12 Jan 07, 17:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love your posts Donna!! They always make me smile.


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Posted: 12 Jan 07, 18:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian Tamaki! He'll have them in jumpsuits running down Queen Street screaming "enough is enough" before you can blink.
Well I can recall him saying once that by 2008 the Destiny Party would be ruling NZ, but who am I kidding, I'd just love to see some Aliens zap him with lasers or something


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