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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 09:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GREG BROOKS ANTHOLOGY VOL I (Release date tba)

Tracklist for this double-disc release is as follows:


1. Archivist snoring in the archives (0.50)

2. Archivist playing pattycake with an imaginary friend (1.10)

2 and not quite a half - Huge pile of tapes collapses and Archivist says bad words (0.25)

3. Archivist rummaging through mountains of demos and unreleased songs (much background noise throughout, some titles are mentioned) (2.50)

3 and a half - Archivist making himself lunch in the archives (kettles and cuttlery can be heard as can a very big MMMMMMMMMMM) (1.15)

4. Archivist laughing at responses on QZ (2.10)

4 and a bonus - Archivist catches intruder in the archives and begins a Quiet Man-style fist fight (30.00) (A real gem this one)

DISC 2 (Please note, the compiler who decided to remain annonymous because he is an insider can't count and started Disc 2 at number 5)

5. Archivist donning wig, sunglasses and fancy suit and singing Elvis songs (a real epic this one) (22.50)

5 and a little bit extra - Archivist blowing his nose loudly (0.10)

6. Archivist violently vomiting at ridiculous things said about Queen archives (warning, strong content) (1.30)

6 and a little bit extra - Telephone rings and Archivist answers it (2.35)

Almost 7 but not quite there - Archivist announces his intention to build a tower out of archived material (0.20)

7. Archivist carefully pondering the Anthologies, carefully deciding what should go in and what should be left out (0.10) (PS - I could only get ten seconds of audio recording, then the tape went belly-up)

Almost 7 but a little bit more - everyone in the archives has a huge cream pie fight and all the treasures are almost ruined (voice can be heard yelling: "You've gone too far this time Greg!") (11.25)

7 going on 8. - Archivist sings nursery rhymes to himself (2.00)

8. A big voice says COMING NEXT TIME ON GREG BROOKS ANTHOLOGY (0.03 or 0.04, I can't remember)
Then A GREAT BIG FART

A whole list of more surprises is read out.

Tape then promptly cuts.



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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 09:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You forgot, archivist takes time out to post annoying things at Queenzone in CAPS.

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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 09:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>?Sasha wrote:

You forgot, archivist takes time out to post annoying things at Queenzone in CAPS.


This is what he does in his spare time.

And this is us from QZ bouncing back without having to resort to his own tactics of name-calling and degradation.

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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 10:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shit! I've been waiting for this for so long!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7131/anthologyqm5.png

Can't wait!!

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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 10:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What about the bonus dvd?

1) Video footage of the archivist setting fire to tapes, speaking in tongues, accidentally setting fire to his shoes and yelling 'they shan't ever hear them, the unworthy bastards! Only me and Mr. Pinky ever did! Right, Mr. Pinky' (no entity responds)

2) Archivist being violently removed from the premises by security guards after a restraining order sued for by Mr. B.H. May and Mr. R.M. Taylor takes effect.

3) Ex-Archivist being taken to the funny farm, with dramatic music ("The Funny-Farm", Napoleon XIV) playing over the credits.


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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 11:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's a special feature of the next edition.

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Posted: 17 Jan 07, 12:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, right. Sorry, my bad.


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Posted: 18 Jan 07, 12:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan. wrote:

Shit! I've been waiting for this for so long!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7131/anthologyqm5.png

Can't wait!!


Hahaha...!!! Laugh of the day, right there!


"The more generous you are with your music, the more it comes back to you." -- Dan Lampinski



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Posted: 18 Jan 07, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:


3) Ex-Archivist being taken to the funny farm, with dramatic music ("The Funny-Farm", Napoleon XIV) playing over the credits.


lol..."They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!!!"

I could sing that all day long and just drive everybody crazy...then they'll be coming to take us ALL away!!!! lmao


We can only grow the way the wind blows

On a bare and weathered shore

We can only bow to the here and now

In our elemental war

- Rush, "The Way The Wind Blows"