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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well here's the chance to get back at 'em:

http://rapidshare.com/files/13165006/anti-telemarketer_counter-script.pdf.html



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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 09:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The joys of having a silent phone number.

Mind you...it is funny being at friend's houses and them getting it.

'Excuse me sir, would you like a free mobile phone?'
'No, not really. I already have one'
'But this one is better'
'How can you be so sure?'
'I just know, sir'

Heh, I laughed for many moons at that.


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 09:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love telemarketers. One day I'll start taping my conversations with them.. but you know, the best ones are the ones I missed :(


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 11:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love them, I have so much fun with them. Heh.

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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 12:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

slight change of subject:

knock on door
canvasser: "excuse me, but are you interested in having the birmingham evening mail delivered each night?"
brenski: "i'm sorry but i can't read"

smirks and he went away - probably with best excuse he'd had all day


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 12:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I went off at one of them, pretended I was in Witness Protection and demanded that he tell me 'WHO SENT HIM'.
Poor fella never knew what hit him.


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.

im going to hell.


but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P

hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!

XD

leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'



why pay the visit when the visit is free?



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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 13:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sparrow wrote:

i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.

im going to hell.


but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P

hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!

XD

leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Omg... Do you REALLY do that???? :P

You have some guts man. I usually be much more rude and hang up on them.

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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 16:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.

im going to hell.


but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P

hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!

XD

leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Omg... Do you REALLY do that???? :P

You have some guts man. I usually be much more rude and hang up on them.



haha yep, when i remember what to say :-p


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 19:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like to put the phone up to the tv speaker, y'know, let them have a listen to what I'm watching.


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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 23:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahaha, the best is what seinfeld does:

Jerry: Im sorry, im kind of busy right now, why dont you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back later..

...Oh, youre not supposed to give out your home phone numbers?? Because you wouldnt want strange people bothering you at home, right?

*hangs up phone*

I loved that bit :-P

But seriously, I know this one guy who can somehow get into HOUR long and most of the time longer conversatins with telemarketers about political views, he actually has lots of fun with it ROFL!!!!

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Posted: 24 Jan 07, 23:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jehovas Witnesses came to the door yesterday and asked my Nana about 'The Creator'. She was like "I know who the bloody creator is, I'm the creator and I create havoc and that's all there is to it". She must have looked pretty intimidating with her mop because they left pretty damn fast.


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 11:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Crazy telemarketers. What will they get up to next?


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