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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

5 hours and 15 minutes


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

18 years, 8 months, 16 days, 50 minutes and counting. XD


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You don't go to poo Caspar :S????


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The 'XD' at the end should demonstrate the degree of seriousness in the post, I think.


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shit happens I guess....

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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

The 'XD' at the end should demonstrate the degree of seriousness in the post, I think.


Meh, I'm a bit blind :P

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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ThomasQuinn wrote:

18 years, 8 months, 16 days, 50 minutes and counting. XD


- that would make you full of shit then I guess.

Suddenly things make sense ;-)

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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Took you long enough to figure it all out, though!


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

About 5 days. :( I was so full of shit my eyes were dark brown. lol


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You'll have to excuse me Thomas, I am getting slow in my old age!

Check out the advert that appeared at the top of the page when I was viewing this topic; amazing what you can buy on eBay:

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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 20:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Probably....not even a day. Having a bog is the 4th best thing ever.

Apppppppppparently when we went on Outward Bound (look it up!) there was one girl who refused to turd it up at the old turd factory and lasted 10 days. I don't know how true that is but...she probably died later on.


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 20:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Check out the advert that appeared at the top of the page when I was viewing this topic; amazing what you can buy on eBay:

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Bahahahaha, I want one XD


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Posted: 25 Jan 07, 20:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL>


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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 08:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah, 1 day and some 8 hours once in the military. I simply had no time or suitable oppurtunity to take a dump during one day and the morning of the next day. But when the time to deliver finally arrived, Oh boy it was one of the greatest feelings of relief I've ever felt in my life. Ah yeah. No joke. Then I got hooked on that feeling of relief and made a habit of holding it in for extended periods of time... Just kidding!







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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 09:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote:

Ah, 1 day and some 8 hours once in the military. I simply had no time or suitable oppurtunity to take a dump during one day and the morning of the next day. But when the time to deliver finally arrived, Oh boy it was one of the greatest feelings of relief I've ever felt in my life. Ah yeah. No joke. Then I got hooked on that feeling of relief and made a habit of holding it in for extended periods of time... Just kidding!






Yeah, sure you're kidding. This is one way you heterosexuals experience the joy of... well, I don't want to gross people out.

As for me, this is one area I never really kept track of. Maybe a couple days after taking painkillers, which tend to slow things down.

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 09:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't find it particularly pleasurable, but it's quite relaxing to take a shit while reading MAD magazine.


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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 09:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I don't find it particularly pleasurable, but it's quite relaxing to take a shit while reading MAD magazine.


WOAH. :D

One of my friends dad takes a magazine in the toilet with him while he does a dump..... :O

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 09:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I take several magazines to the crapper. It's great. I read many an English book on the bog.


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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ahhh the constipation club. xD


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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 10:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I take Rolling Stone magazine to the john, but I don't read it... I use it to wipe myself.


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