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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 19:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



for the last 50 weeks ive been on a shit load of prescription pills to combat my diabetes and a severely fractured left foot and even though im still waiting to see a surgeon regarding said foot my G.P has finally taken me off ALL my medication.
i finally feel like my old me again,its been a very tough year but ive done it
my blood sugar levels are now under control by diet only.
therefore im throwing a virtual party and everyone is invited.
there will be virtual booze and other goodies for those who like that sort of thing.
there will be a virtual Queen karaoke and disco so you can all sing along and request any song you like to hear,virtually.
the party will carry on til the last person goes and there will be virtual fireworks throughout the event,but feel free to lite your own with me.
so cheers my darlings and ENJOY!!

ive just lit the first virtual rocket.a glistening red whizz,and MY LIFE HAS BEEN SAVED is accompanying the pyrotechnic...woooooo!


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

Three cheers for Jox! HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY!


have a virtual beer danny!


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*starts the virtual Queen jukebox and plays Party*


"Fuck today, it's tomorrow." - Freddie Mercury
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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=space>sweden_man wrote:

How old do you have to be to virtually drink?

as old as you like.grab a virtual beer,theres virtual strippers in the parlour room and the virtual song playing at the moment is party.
get ready for the next virtual firework,its called a sonic boom,let me know if you here it..


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

there it goes...BOOM! hope you all heard it..
the virtual jukebox is now playing brighton rock and im cracking open the virtual jack daniel's


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everybody do the waltz!!! *The Millionaire Waltz starts being played*

Come on! Don't be shy!


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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the virtual male strippers for those inclined are in the virtual study room,a virtual john deacon is in the parlour.


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the next firework called a shining wizard is next off,it is very colourful,and should be seen for miles.
john seems preoccupied for some reason.
theres a chill out room next to the parlour


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 21:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks.


"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash
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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 21:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

beautifulsoup wrote:

I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks.

welcome,and enjoy the party!
theres virtual non alcholic drinks in the cooler in the kitchen if you want one


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 26 Jan 07, 21:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im gonna grab a virtual beer and enjoy the company for a while.would someone else like to lite the next firework.?


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 27 Jan 07, 07:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

Jox iam setting off a hand grenade in the back garden!

thats cool!

a flying fish roman candle is now lit and can be seen around the world

any squirrels and the 'like' killed in explosion can go on the barbie and save me opening a packet of frozen snorkers

dont stop me now has just finished on the virtual jukebox and someone is now thinking of starting the virtual karaoke

im gonna ask Anna to have a virtual dance with me,


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im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 27 Jan 07, 17:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

just had to drag a major celebrity away from one of the girls.naughty boy!
the squirrels are ready to eat so tuck in.
the next firework is in the air,it makes gandalfs look like a phut phut.wweeeee
the virtual jukebox is sounding very quiet though


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Posted: 27 Jan 07, 18:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wanna listen to I want it all!!
someone put it on the virtual jukebox!!


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Posted: 27 Jan 07, 23:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food?


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Posted: 28 Jan 07, 03:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*starts virtually trying to work out the jukebox*
Maybe this button'll work... *Somebody To Love starts virtually playing* Score!!

*Starts virtually dancing alone. Badly, but I don't care!*


Four old ladies, still rocking away :)
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Posted: 28 Jan 07, 20:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

a large virtual tv is currently showing the royal rumble while danny tucks into some squirrel and a very large firework flies into the sky,for health and safety reasons i must ask spectators to stand 25 metres away


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 28 Jan 07, 22:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:

Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food?
Its just a lampshade on your head. And follow me to the barbie.


YAY!!

is it a pretty lampshade?


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Posted: 29 Jan 07, 14:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

joxerthemighty wrote:

a large virtual tv is currently showing the royal rumble while danny tucks into some squirrel and a very large firework flies into the sky,for health and safety reasons i must ask spectators to stand 25 metres away
I have become addicted to this barbecued squirrel! And the R.A.F. just phoned, they are concerned about the gigantic fireworks displays. Something about them disrupting air traffic.

you could be nearer the truth than you planned,RAF CULDROSE is just down the road,and the last time i did a REAL firework display in the area i was payed a visit by them coz i was using distress flares!
glad you like the squirrel and theres badger legs available too..
and the lampshade hat looks very fetching dear


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 29 Jan 07, 16:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:

Miami Vice wrote:

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:

Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food?
Its just a lampshade on your head. And follow me to the barbie.


YAY!!

is it a pretty lampshade?
It is a lovely shade of pink! What side dishes would you like with your squirrel?


Tee Hee!!
umm... a Dolphins brain...and some horse feet


Evil will always triumph 'cause good is dumb.