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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahaha.. ever been to the zoo and witnessed this? I find it hilarious! But I feel sorry for them, the lack of privacy and all.. though some seem to enjoy being watched.

Original post (Message to USA Network) said:

Dear A__holes,

(Sorry, was that unsolicited? So is me calling you motherfu__kers..
nice eh?) I don't fu__ing appreciate receiving your fu__ing
ADVERTISEMENT phone calls. Twice now you've invaded my home with this
bulls__t. I have just filed a complaint with the national do not call
registry, which.. guess what? My phone number is registered under.
You've broken the law, a__holes.

Fu__ you


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Bunny,

Please accept our sincerest appologies. Let's do lunch. We'll give you a call.

The Evil USA Network.

P.S. Sasha, Please excuse us for having to hack into your account to post this reply. It was random...really.

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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Report: Web Music Services Increase Listening, Discussion, Purchase Habits.

Washington - Digital music consumers are listening to more music overall, discovering more new music, discussing music more with friends and attending more concerts, according to a survey conducted by the Digital Media Association (DiMA), which represents webcasters.

The survey of 1,008 consumers found that 60% say they have discovered "some" new artists since using an online music service, while 25% have discovered "a lot" of new artists; nearly 70% say they are now enjoying new genres of music.

Thirty-five percent say they now talk about music more with friends and co-workers, and 75% have recommended a specific online music service to someone else. Fifteen percent said they now attend more concerts.

The survey reports that about half of digital music fans are spending more than $200 per year on music, and nearly 30% are spending more than $300.

"Prior to the digital age, someone who purchased six CDs per year -- valued at just over $100 -- was considered a significant music consumer," said DiMA executive director Jonathan Potter. "Online music consumers' spending habits, combined with what they are doing to promote and expand music enjoyment, is great for the entire music industry -- artists, songwriters and producers."

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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 16:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow, I *did* post this eh? I guess I really sent the email too. Man, I should be more awake when I communicate.

I'm really sick of telemarketing though. I'm on the do not call list and I still get this stuff.. are pre-recorded messages in calls exempt from that or something? That's the latest thing.. there's nobody to bitch at when they call.. just a fu__ing message.

I guess our only comfort is knowing that these a__holes will slowly rot in hell for bothering people.

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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 17:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Seriously, what is the big deal about telemarketing? Why do people actually care so much about it? It's an occasional, or rare, phone call...that you can immediately hang up on if you wish. Is it really that much of a nuisance to walk to your telephone every once in a while?


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Seriously, what is the big deal about telemarketing? Why do people actually care so much about it? It's an occasional, or rare, phone call...that you can immediately hang up on if you wish. Is it really that much of a nuisance to walk to your telephone every once in a while?


Yes, it is. Especially when you've just settled onto the sofa with your kid after a long day of work and you're ready to have a story read to you but you have to tell you child to wait so you can get up and answer a nonsense call. Or when you have several pots going on the stove or hands full of freshly diced onions and you have to do a quick wash and dry and rush to answer the phone. OR you've just put the baby down for a nap, OR you've just put on your coat, your gloves, your boots and hoisted a shovel in one hand and a bucket of rock salt in the other - only to have to drop it all and trudge up the stairs to answer the freaking phone.

You never know when a phone call is an important one, so you stop what you're doing and you answer it. If you've placed your name and number on the do-not-call registry and they call you anyway, they are breaking the law and should - WILL - pay.

THAT's part of why telemarketers are such a big deal.


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 18:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Do you have private numbers in America? Just a quick Q 'n' A.


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 18:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bruce HAS a message for you... I think..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WogC8N0zI


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 19:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

no one cares about your phone calls


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 19:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sherwood Forest wrote:

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

NAW. *Scratches ass*
Don't go dissing the bunny man. I bust a cap in yo ass....
XD


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 20:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sherwood Forest wrote:

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

no one cares about your phone calls

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=964152

And how many people actually care about your knee? Looks like more people cared about the phone call than about your knee.


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Posted: 22 Feb 07, 22:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Do you have private numbers in America? Just a quick Q 'n' A.


Those AT&T bastards wanted to charge me $5 a month to have an unlisted number! Imagine how much they'd charge me if I didn't want a phone at all!

PS- Thanks for the defense posts, folks ;) I do regret this however.. perhaps I should change it? I'll try something...

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Posted: 23 Feb 07, 08:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:

Sherwood Forest wrote:

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

no one cares about your phone calls

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=964152

And how many people actually care about your knee? Looks like more people cared about the phone call than about your knee.



hey i didn't ask for any pitty responses, and its not a competition so i reealllyy dont care


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Posted: 23 Feb 07, 10:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sherwood Forest wrote:

hey i didn't ask for any pitty responses, and its not a competition so i reealllyy dont care


Hey, you're a fucking retard. You won't find any competition on that. In life, not only here.

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Posted: 23 Feb 07, 10:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Someone who owns a Guyton wrote:

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

no one cares about your phone calls


... oh... oh BURN!


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Posted: 23 Feb 07, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>Furter wrote:

Sherwood Forest wrote:

this is www.queenzone.com
not www.usanetwork.com

NAW. *Scratches ass*
Don't go dissing the bunny man. I bust a cap in yo ass....
XD


oh werd?
there's gonna be a bangout!


I'm so pissed I could spit.
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Posted: 23 Feb 07, 19:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex Solan. wrote:

Sherwood Forest wrote:

hey i didn't ask for any pitty responses, and its not a competition so i reealllyy dont care


Hey, you're a fucking retard. You won't find any competition on that. In life, not only here.

Alexowned. :D

Sherwood, if you think a thread about phone spamming (which is a problem that affects people all over the world) is useless, then what makes you think it's worth starting a thread to announce that your knees are fucked up?

Why don't you jump outta the window and try to get back to your room without using your knees?


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Posted: 24 Feb 07, 00:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's a personal section where you can post, and I quote, 'to discuss anything you like'. Regardless...I think more people use knees every day than phones. Unless you're lazy and have phones for knees.

Anyway, thanks for the answer.


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Posted: 24 Feb 07, 05:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

It's a personal section where you can post, and I quote, 'to discuss anything you like'. Regardless...I think more people use knees every day than phones. Unless you're lazy and have phones for knees.

Anyway, thanks for the answer.

I dunno about you, but I use my own knees, not Sherwood's. :P


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