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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 02:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Time to confess... here's my list:

- some kind of little hook thing to hold up a clothesline (when I was very little, only item ever stolen from a regular store)

- someone's jockstrap from the floor of the locker room in 7th grade (ah yeah)

- a bottle of Horsey Sauce from a table at Arby's (instant karma: when it was nearly empty I discovered a fly in it, no shit)

- many ashtrays from various fast food places (just slip 'em in the sack!)

- $10 extra change given to me at KFC which I kept

I think that's it. And all of the above was prior to 1994 I believe.. I dunno why I remember that but anyway. So am I going to hell?

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 05:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

peter freestones identity


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 06:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I so far haven't progressed from plastic cutlery from The Curry House (for when we have brie cheese and crackers in the mall..long story) but the ammount of people I know who used to steal those lolly pops that had the spice girls stickers in them and Pro-Yo's fro Deka is staggering!


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 06:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10.

I think that's it.

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 06:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote:

I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10.

I think that's it.


People stole those from Deka too! Ahh, they really needed a security guard at that place, no wonder it shut down


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 07:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stole toothpaste once. Damn advertisements.

Also marbles from my cousin and a Gameboy too. It was fucked so...less stealing and more liberating.


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've never stolen anything, quite honestly.

Having said that, I do agree with a Dutch bisshop (yes, really, I agree with a religious leader here) who has stated that if one is too poor to buy food, he/she may steal it.


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 09:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A HUMAN HEART.


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 09:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I used to steal people's cigarettes when I was little. If I saw someone smoking, I'd take their cigarette and say, "Your going to die, you know."


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 09:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stole Lenny from Karen when I was sixteen......


;-)


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 10:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stole money from my parents. I stole cigarettes from my Mom. That's all I've ever stolen. But the money added up quite a bit.



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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've never stolen anything in my life.

Maybe when I was younger, I might've stolen stuff from my brother (in that case I would've given it back), but never from a business.


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 11:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A rubber from primary school
A rubber from my next door neighbour (Sorry Doris!)
A penny sweet.

I think I was around 6 when these incidents happened.

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 13:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=Puce>Dobbies<font size=1>Wot wrote:

Haha.


Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral...

:P



Wow. That's more like kidnapping. You're evil. :)

*catnapping

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I stole:

- Rocks (WTF?!)
- Pencils (yes I know...)
- Money (from my mother of cause...(

err... Other things... dunno what...


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 15:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm... the only thing that sticks out in my mind is this little Hello Kitty thing to put on top of your pencil.. My friend dropped all of her things on the floor, and I helped her pick it up. I saw that adorably useless thing there, and I took it. I still have it, buahahahahhaa...


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ive stolen alot of things. im a baaad girl :-p nah ive just stolen meaningless things like candy or osmething....other than that i cant remember

most recent is a really pretty scarf. i actually took it on accident! what happened was i tried on a dress and it had these straler things. i thought i put the scarf back but it was a streamer i guess, cuz i looked down when i walked out of the mall with the scarf in my arms. noone caught me! so its mine :-p


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 01:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

/confession mode ON

-Money from my mom (haven't we all?), and sometimes other people
-Pokemon cards from Wal-Mart (back when they had them out in the open :P )
-Some Leslie Nielsen b-movie DVD from aforementioned Wal-Mart (would probably count as my "first" DVD :P....but that honor in legitimate terms would be Queen's "We Will Rock You" DTS re-issue DVD)
-M2M "Don't Say You Love Me" CD-Single from HMV (back when they had the security tags on the OUTSIDE of the packaging)
-Those Harry Potter "school books" (from some girl I knew from the last northside area neighbourhood I lived in in this city)
-eBay items (basically, sometimes I would get the items BEFORE I would "pay" for them...:P)
-Candy from grocery stores....when I was really little :P


And probably some other stuff I can't remember atm...

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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 05:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've stolen a dinosaur.


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 06:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One of those spongy dinosaurs? Awesome.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!