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Deacon Fan
on vacation
Royalty: 1757 posts
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Time to confess... here's my list: - some kind of little hook thing to hold up a clothesline (when I was very little, only item ever stolen from a regular store) - someone's jockstrap from the floor of the locker room in 7th grade (ah yeah) - a bottle of Horsey Sauce from a table at Arby's (instant karma: when it was nearly empty I discovered a fly in it, no shit) - many ashtrays from various fast food places (just slip 'em in the sack!) - $10 extra change given to me at KFC which I kept I think that's it. And all of the above was prior to 1994 I believe.. I dunno why I remember that but anyway. So am I going to hell?
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JoxerTheDeityPirate
Deity: 6272 posts
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peter freestones identity
isnt innuendo an italian suppository?
im gonna ride the wild wind!
its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!
joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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The prophet's song
Royalty: 1044 posts
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I so far haven't progressed from plastic cutlery from The Curry House (for when we have brie cheese and crackers in the mall..long story) but the ammount of people I know who used to steal those lolly pops that had the spice girls stickers in them and Pro-Yo's fro Deka is staggering!
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
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Freya is quietly judging you.
Meh.
Deity: 5913 posts
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I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10. I think that's it.
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The prophet's song
Royalty: 1044 posts
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<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10. I think that's it. People stole those from Deka too! Ahh, they really needed a security guard at that place, no wonder it shut down
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
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iGSM
Deity: 5001 posts
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I stole toothpaste once. Damn advertisements. Also marbles from my cousin and a Gameboy too. It was fucked so...less stealing and more liberating.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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thomasquinn 32989
Deity: 6347 posts
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I've never stolen anything, quite honestly. Having said that, I do agree with a Dutch bisshop (yes, really, I agree with a religious leader here) who has stated that if one is too poor to buy food, he/she may steal it.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
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john bodega
Deity: 12721 posts
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7 seas of Rhye
Royalty: 1817 posts
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I used to steal people's cigarettes when I was little. If I saw someone smoking, I'd take their cigarette and say, "Your going to die, you know."
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Janet
Deity: 3937 posts
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I stole Lenny from Karen when I was sixteen...... ;-)
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
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Winter Land Man
Jake
Deity: 4400 posts
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I stole money from my parents. I stole cigarettes from my Mom. That's all I've ever stolen. But the money added up quite a bit.
"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"
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KillerQueen840
Deity: 4081 posts
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I've never stolen anything in my life. Maybe when I was younger, I might've stolen stuff from my brother (in that case I would've given it back), but never from a business.
"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."
(Jim Rohn)
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you_rock_my_socks06
Bohemian: 287 posts
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A rubber from primary school A rubber from my next door neighbour (Sorry Doris!) A penny sweet. I think I was around 6 when these incidents happened.
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Deacon Fan
on vacation
Royalty: 1757 posts
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<font color=Puce>Dobbies<font size=1>Wot wrote: Haha. Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral... :P Wow. That's more like kidnapping. You're evil. :) *catnapping
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Killer Queenie
Oooft! xD
Royalty: 1807 posts
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I stole: - Rocks (WTF?!) - Pencils (yes I know...) - Money (from my mother of cause...( err... Other things... dunno what...
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters;;
It's just life so keep dancing through;;
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Carol! the Musical
Deity: 5934 posts
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Hmmm... the only thing that sticks out in my mind is this little Hello Kitty thing to put on top of your pencil.. My friend dropped all of her things on the floor, and I helped her pick it up. I saw that adorably useless thing there, and I took it. I still have it, buahahahahhaa...
-Things Have Changed For Me-
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sparrow 21754
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ive stolen alot of things. im a baaad girl :-p nah ive just stolen meaningless things like candy or osmething....other than that i cant remember most recent is a really pretty scarf. i actually took it on accident! what happened was i tried on a dress and it had these straler things. i thought i put the scarf back but it was a streamer i guess, cuz i looked down when i walked out of the mall with the scarf in my arms. noone caught me! so its mine :-p
why pay the visit when the visit is free?
"this shitty guitar wont play what i want! it only knows three chords!"
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inu-liger
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/confession mode ON -Money from my mom (haven't we all?), and sometimes other people -Pokemon cards from Wal-Mart (back when they had them out in the open :P ) -Some Leslie Nielsen b-movie DVD from aforementioned Wal-Mart (would probably count as my "first" DVD :P....but that honor in legitimate terms would be Queen's "We Will Rock You" DTS re-issue DVD) -M2M "Don't Say You Love Me" CD-Single from HMV (back when they had the security tags on the OUTSIDE of the packaging) -Those Harry Potter "school books" (from some girl I knew from the last northside area neighbourhood I lived in in this city) -eBay items (basically, sometimes I would get the items BEFORE I would "pay" for them...:P) -Candy from grocery stores....when I was really little :P And probably some other stuff I can't remember atm...
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Poo, again
Deity: 4776 posts
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I've stolen a dinosaur.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT!
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iGSM
Deity: 5001 posts
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One of those spongy dinosaurs? Awesome.
...this kettle is boiling over...
...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...
...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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