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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 16:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie Mercury vs Bono?

I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.

Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.

Bono 1
Freddie 0



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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 16:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Next: Brian May vs Roger Taylor?

Who'd win?

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 16:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 16:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

I've got another game for you; it's great fun:

Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!


Is that a secret family recipe?

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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Edit: *silence*


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 21:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie, of course.


John hated HS. Fred's fave singer was not PR. Roger didn't compose 'Innuendo.' Witness testimonies are often inaccurate. Scotland's not in England. 'Bo Rhap' hasn't got 180 voices.
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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 21:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No matter who's fighting, Chuck Norris always wins


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 22:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie would take him down to Chinatown.


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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 22:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Next: Brian May vs Roger Taylor?

Who'd win?

When you answer, create a new Vs question.

It's a game.




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Posted: 10 Mar 07, 22:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Freddie would take him down to Chinatown.


"He was a funky China man, from funky Chinatown"


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 00:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Freddie Mercury vs Bono?

I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.

Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.



1. Freddie is dead.
2. Freddie is beyond skinny, as he is dead.
3. Do you mean Bono would cream Freddie in a gay sense? God will smite you if you are encouraging gay sex, he will smite you again for your gay, midget fetish sex fantasies, and triple smite you for your gay, midget, necrophiliac fetish sex fantasies.
4. Good call on Bono winning. Bad call on posting your gay sex fantasies on QZ.


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 07:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chuck Norris doesn't bleed.

You can't get blood from a stone.


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 08:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Freddie would take him down to Chinatown.

Nah down to the local red light district and PARTY

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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 08:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Depending on when's the fight scheduled. If it's in 1970, Bono would be 10 and Freddie 24, so Freddie.

If it's in 23rd November 1991, Bono's a healthy Irishman aged 31, and Freddie's in wheelchair. So ... still, Freddie, because Bono's stupid.


John hated HS. Fred's fave singer was not PR. Roger didn't compose 'Innuendo.' Witness testimonies are often inaccurate. Scotland's not in England. 'Bo Rhap' hasn't got 180 voices.
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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 08:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#FF3333>Sasha? wrote:

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Next: Brian May vs Roger Taylor?

Who'd win?

When you answer, create a new Vs question.

It's a game.




Brian

Me vs. You

you b/c you have a heart at then end of your name...hearts always equal extra lives in video games.

Mary Austin or Jim Hutton?


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Posted: 11 Mar 07, 09:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Get him in the mid 80's Freddie. He's so busy ripping off the Rooftop Concert idea, he'll never see you coming.


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Posted: 12 Mar 07, 09:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

galileo_figaro_magnifico wrote:

<font color=#FF3333>Sasha? wrote:

SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:

Next: Brian May vs Roger Taylor?

Who'd win?

When you answer, create a new Vs question.

It's a game.




Brian

Me vs. You

you b/c you have a heart at then end of your name...hearts always equal extra lives in video games.

Mary Austin or Jim Hutton?



Mary Austin already won.


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Posted: 12 Mar 07, 22:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"God will smite you if you are encouraging gay sex, he will smite you again for your gay, midget fetish sex fantasies, and triple smite you for your gay, midget, necrophiliac fetish sex fantasies."

I've always wondered what it feels like to be triple smitten. You reckon it's any good?
Better than screwing dead midgets?