Here's my version of TaylorMade's Restaurant story. HAHA
Ok so we're in the restaurant. Freddie, Roger, and Kate just ordered their rather expensive meal.
Roger: Um..I've got a call to make. Be right back.
Freddie: [Smiles at Kate] I have to make a call too. Be right back.
Kate: Takes out her compact mirror and stares into it, liking what she sees.
[In the bathroom]
Roger: [Looking at himself in the mirror, prawning before the full length mirror]
[Freddie barges into the bathroom, scaring Roger]
Roger: Whoo-HO! You scared me Freddie.
Freddie: Blast it Roger. Look what you ordered. Look what I ordered. What are we going to do?
Roger: Hmm..yeah. We're not exactly rolling around in money, are we? Well you started it. Noone said you had to order Lobster!
Freddie: I was TRYING to impress her. You know, pretend we're rich. Oh Mama Mia Figaro!!
Roger: Kate is hot. I'd love to bone her.
Freddie: You'd love to bone everyone!
Roger: [clears throat] Technically Freddie, You're the one who'd bone everyone.
Freddie: Shut up!
Roger: What are we going to do? We're SO broke.
Freddie: I know! We'll scamper off!
Roger: Ooh..that's so evil. I like it!
Freddie: Either that or we'll both embarrass ourselves when the check comes. Which is it Roger?
Roger: [Thinks...Reaches into his pockets and comes up with 3 dollars.] How much do you have Freddie?
Freddie: [shakes his head no] I haven't got a penny on me. I'm broke as usual.
Roger: Ok. let's get out of here and escape.
[Both Freddie and Roger tip toe out of the bathroom, and head for the exit. Suddenly, Kate appears in front of them]
Freddie, Roger: [Screams]
Kate: Hi Guys, our food is here! let's go eat!
[Freddie, Roger both walk back to their table, dejected. Their sharp hunger suddenly gone, replaced by stark terror]
Kate: Mmm..this Lobster is SOOO good Freddie! you've made an excellent choice! Yummy. [chomp chomp]
Freddie: [mumbles an unenthusiastic] Yeah..[chokes on his lobster, coughing]
Roger: [Eats cheerfully, with a stupid smile on his face]. Come on Freddie. Might as well enjoy it. HAHA! [winks at Freddie]
Freddie: [Gives Roger an evil look]
Kate: [Looks at both guys. Thinks to herself: I can't believe I'm sitting here with two handsome guys, and they're so nice. They must be rich, eating at a place like this. I would so totally bone both of them! Which one should I do first?]
Freddie: [Thinks to himself: This is so not going to end well..]
Roger: [Happily chomps on his Shrimp.] This place is amazing. the food here is the best I've ever had! [Chomp Chomp]
What will happen next? How will Freddie and Roger extricate themselves from this nightmare!!