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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 05:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The bits the Pentagon censored for some reason:

- he was behind the assassination of Olof Palme
- he is responsible for the 2004 Tsunami
- he was behind the assassination of Presidents Kennedy and Lincoln
- he brought AIDS to the USA
- he was in fact the unabomber

thanks dear officers from Guantanamo Bay for bringing out the truth...


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 07:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He killed Kenny!

YOU BASTARD!


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 07:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, I'm so relieved he was the one responsible for all of that and not some other bed-headed dude. At least they caught this one. Now we and our children can sleep peacefully in this newly safe and secure world. What a menace that guy was.


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 09:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

Oh, I'm so relieved he was the one responsible for all of that and not some other bed-headed dude. At least they caught this one. Now we and our children can sleep peacefully in this newly safe and secure world. What a menace that guy was.


Was that a sarcastic comment?

I'm just saying that because the world is still far from safe, peaceful and secure.


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 10:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This should surprise no one. I seem to remember an Al-Quida cell claiming responsibility for the Blackout in 2004 in the North East US...ever AFTER it had been proven that it was a combination of factors including personel screw-ups and outdated equipment.
This goes to show what torture will do, but anyone who studies history should know this. Torture someone long enough, they will confess to anything. And I mean ANYTHING.
This whole situation is almost laughable. Almost.


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 11:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

2004 Tsunami?...wasn't it...2005? I don't remember it being that many Christmases (Christmas...s's's?) ago when I said to my brother 'Geez, the tide is out a little further than usual, isn't it?'

Anyway.. I was to blame for decimalisation of Australian currency.


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 12:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

CMU HistoryGirl wrote:


This goes to show what torture will do, but anyone who studies history should know this. Torture someone long enough, they will confess to anything. And I mean ANYTHING.


In a related story Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed that his favorite song is 'My Humps'.

No joke, it's on his iPod.


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 14:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

CMU HistoryGirl wrote:


This goes to show what torture will do, but anyone who studies history should know this. Torture someone long enough, they will confess to anything. And I mean ANYTHING.


In a related story Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed that his favorite song is 'My Humps'.

No joke, it's on his iPod.


LOL. Good one Dan! :-)


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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 14:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

Oh, I'm so relieved he was the one responsible for all of that and not some other bed-headed dude. At least they caught this one. Now we and our children can sleep peacefully in this newly safe and secure world. What a menace that guy was.


Was that a sarcastic comment?

I'm just saying that because the world is still far from safe, peaceful and secure.


Um, yes. That was absolutely a sarcastic comment.



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Posted: 16 Mar 07, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

Mr.Jingles wrote:

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

Oh, I'm so relieved he was the one responsible for all of that and not some other bed-headed dude. At least they caught this one. Now we and our children can sleep peacefully in this newly safe and secure world. What a menace that guy was.


Was that a sarcastic comment?

I'm just saying that because the world is still far from safe, peaceful and secure.


Um, yes. That was absolutely a sarcastic comment.


Silly me.


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Posted: 17 Mar 07, 12:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But he is not responsible for the original sin, that was his sister. Hey, at least it's something!

Of course, he did kill JFK & RFK, Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, he started the Civil War and the KKK, single-handedly committed every rape and murder between September 1128 and July 2002, excluding military casualties, introduced AIDS to mankind, killed the Neanderthals, the dinosaurs and Elvis, and worst of all, he is responsible for the success of ABBA, as well as their songs.

For that last count alone a special deepest ring of hell is reserved for him.


Really, the ultra-conservative US insults the intelligence of the international community.


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