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Posted: 17 Mar 07, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ireland have knocked Pakistan out of crickets world cup.it is undoubtably the biggest shock in sporting history.
for some sort of comparrison it would be like the falkland islands beating Brazil in football or your local school baseball team winning the world series.
unbelievable.
and on st patricks day as well.
the bars in Dublin and Jamaica will be drunk dry tonight.


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Posted: 17 Mar 07, 21:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cricket smells funny



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Posted: 17 Mar 07, 21:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Really! Good on Ireland
Did anyone see that South African guy hit six sixes in a row? That was awesome

And on a final note: Go the Black Caps!


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 01:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bangladesh also beat India too...that was less of a shocker but damn...they have one more match to spare...Tendulkar was out by 8...
Well I guess they played well so they deserve it.


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 04:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was watching that. Rafique bowled superbly. I'm waiting on the Australia v. Netherlands game tonight. Smashy, smashy, anyone?

Also England lost to Australia. Giggle!


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 06:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:


Also England lost to Australia. Giggle!


AND they lost to us kiwi's hehe. I'll be damned if I let that one go un-noticed!


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 07:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

its England.we'll lose to anyyone to make them feel good.

ps aparantly Flintoff managed to sink a pedalo and needed rescuing by the lifeguard on Friday night


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 07:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

its Australia.we'll lose to the kiwis to make them feel good.

Silly boy. He'll be regretting that if Flintoff smashes a hundred in an over.

Tee-hee. Six 6s was quite good to watch.


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 14:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

its just been announced that Pakistan coach and former England player Bob Woolmer has died aged 58.
I met him many years ago when i was a lad and watched him play for Kent.he was very polite and gave me his autograph.
he will be sadly missed by everyone who follows the game of cricket.

RIP Bob woolmer


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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 16:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

joxerthemighty wrote:

Ireland have knocked Pakistan out of crickets world cup.it is undoubtably the biggest shock in sporting history.


Oh, please. Do you write for a UK tabloid?

Talk about hyperbole...

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Posted: 18 Mar 07, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hyperbole. Yep, I know that very well. I once hit a cricket ball one million kilometres!

That being said it's rather sad for the Pakistan team to lose against the Irish then their coach. Reminds me of when David Hookes died.


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Posted: 19 Mar 07, 01:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

its Australia.we'll lose to the kiwis to make them feel good.



It sure worked!

But back to Pakastain and Ireland, I saw on the news this morning Pakastani's protesting in the streets burning pictures of their cricket team. I can understand if they are gutted for loosing but sheesh, that's over stepping the mark a bit. I feel sorry when the poor team has to arrive home!
That coupled with the death of their coach is not good at all...


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Posted: 19 Mar 07, 07:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cricket??? :-)

When you talk about "the biggest shock", I expected to read about a sport which is popular in more than three countries in the world...

What sport comes next - yoyo, poi, fire twirling or scooter races?

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Posted: 19 Mar 07, 10:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I happen to be the Scooter Race Champion Of The World, dear sir, and there is NOTHING ridiculous about it!

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Posted: 19 Mar 07, 15:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd rather watch paint dry to be honest.

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Posted: 23 Mar 07, 07:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

joxerthemighty wrote:

its just been announced that Pakistan coach and former England player Bob Woolmer has died aged 58.
I met him many years ago when i was a lad and watched him play for Kent.he was very polite and gave me his autograph.
he will be sadly missed by everyone who follows the game of cricket.

RIP Bob woolmer
Its a shame about Mr. Woolmer. And Jox in Jamaica they will be doing what they do for all festive events or nonfestive events, smoke ganja mon.


Add to the shock the fact that Woolmer's autopsy reveals that he was murdered.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070323/ap_on_re_as/cricket_pakistan


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Posted: 23 Mar 07, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

makes ME proud to be Irish...
esp as there's only about 12 people inthe whole of Ireland that actually play cricket...haha




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Posted: 23 Mar 07, 18:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the suggestion now in the media is that match fixing was involved.not necassarily by himself i must add.it appears that he was about to blow the whistle on someone


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Posted: 23 Mar 07, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Miami Vice wrote:

Hey Jox! I did not know that cricket involved so much intrigue. Do they think the Pakistani underworld fixed the match?

it is a possabilty,all the pakistan team have had their DNA taken for analysis.there has been corruption in the sport before with Hanse Cronje of south africa the most notorious and he died in suspicous circumstances in a plane crash where he was the only passenger.
on another note,i did expect some sort of repercussion when i started this topic but nothing so extreme.
it also reminds me of when Escobar was killed by the underworld after he scored an own goal which KO Columbia out of the football world cup in '94 against the USA


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Posted: 23 Mar 07, 20:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

joxerthemighty wrote:

Ireland have knocked Pakistan out of crickets world cup.it is undoubtably the biggest shock in sporting history.
for some sort of comparrison it would be like the falkland islands beating Brazil in football or your local school baseball team winning the world series.
unbelievable.
and on st patricks day as well.
the bars in Dublin and Jamaica will be drunk dry tonight.
Brazil who??

the world champion is the almight Italy

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