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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 15:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OH MY GOD....

I'm shocked but I also laughed at that quote.

He's one crazy fucker to be quite honest. :D

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 16:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So, basically what he's saying is that I should snort a little bit of my Grandpa and I'll be immortal? Sweet deal! Eat it, Kurgan!


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 16:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well...oh my...

I remember this guy I used to have art class with back in high school...well, he told me that when he died, he wanted his homies to smoke his ashes along with some grass...but cocaine...wow, this is a first....lol


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 16:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That is fucking sick and disgusting.

But the good kind of sick and disgusting.


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 16:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

sounds like a normal cornish friday night to me...


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 16:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah Keith :o)

you gotta love him


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 17:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

this almost should make him be placed in the "Best Guitarists thread" on this site ... lmfao


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 17:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OgreBattleField1980 wrote:

this almost should make him be placed in the "Best Guitarists thread" on this site ... lmfao


LMFAO!!!

Duuuuuuuuude, argh!

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 17:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:

OgreBattleField1980 wrote:

this almost should make him be placed in the "Best Guitarists thread" on this site ... lmfao


LMFAO!!!

Duuuuuuuuude, argh!



Im just being honest :p


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 20:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I read about this....
You know, I've always wondered how it is he's managed to live this long when he's done all this stupid, crazy shit.
This tops it all.
That's all I can say really


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 20:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They have a thing now where you can have jewelry made from your deceased's ashes. Something about carbon something or other. I think that's a better idea but to each his own.

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 20:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Luck, I guess.

Now I think about it I wouldn't mind eating my mother's corpse with some some Bernaise sauce when the time comes along.


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 20:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

tired old bunny wrote:

They have a thing now where you can have jewelry made from your deceased's ashes. Something about carbon something or other.


I've heard about that. I think it's nice for a pet, but I can't imagine wearing a relative's ashes...let alone SNORTING them.


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 20:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Gross... :(

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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

um... wow



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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 23:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Whoa, I never knew Keith Richards was necroanthropophagic. =p


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Posted: 03 Apr 07, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

SO DAMN COOL


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Posted: 04 Apr 07, 00:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

More evidence that Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons.


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Posted: 04 Apr 07, 01:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Chuck Norris couldn't bring Keith down.