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Posted: 08 Apr 07, 14:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

...therefore, I bring ye sinners the revised and updated Ten Commandmends! Brand new, from the late 1800s (so the Amish won't have 'em):

Thou shalt no God but me adore:
'Twere too expensive to have more.

No images nor idols make
For Robert Ingersoll to break.

Take not God's name in vain; select
A time when it will have effect.

Work not on Sabbath days at all,
But go to see the teams play ball.

Honor thy parents. That creates
For life insurance lower rates.

Kill not, abet not those who kill;
Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill.

Kiss not thy neighbor's wife, unless
Thine own thy neighbor doth caress

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete
Successfully in business. Cheat.

Bear not false witness -- that is low --
But "hear 'tis rumored so and so."

Cover thou naught that thou hast not
By hook or crook, or somehow, got.

-Ambrose Bierce


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Posted: 08 Apr 07, 16:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought you disliked rhyming.

Just kidding; it's clever.


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Posted: 08 Apr 07, 16:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do. But I can take it so long as Ambrose Bierce writes it.


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Posted: 08 Apr 07, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like it.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Posted: 08 Apr 07, 18:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haha, pretty clever! xD