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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 03:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 12:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There's no way of putting this delicately. You're song is awful. I would say that you're in dire need of some song writing lessons but that would leave you with no time left to take the singing and guitar lessons that you so desperately need.
If, on the other hand, you just want to pretend that you're in a rock band so that you can post wonderful stories about playing gigs, recording albums and getting record deals, why don't you take a leaf out of Jake Britt's book and post a photograph of you and your pals holding guitars, photoshop an album cover and just keep making lame excuses as to why you never upload any of your demo tracks.
Apart from that you sound like a wonderful young fellow.

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 12:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Donny Mars wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/donnymars

Are you for real?

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 13:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


you make treasure moment sound good


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

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joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have now listened to the rest of your songs and unless this is one big wind up, you have some serious denial issues.

Apart from the fact that the songs (and I use that term in it's broadest sense) are badly written, you can't sing and you certainly can't play the guitar. I thought that Mountain Momma was particularly bad and I can't imagine what possesed you to record a song in the same room as someone who is smashing up furniture with a sledgehammer.

If anyone (and this includes your so-called friends) tells you that they enjoy what you're doing, then they are just making fun of you behind your back.

I know you're only 14 and I'm not just having a pop at you, but the longer you kid yourself on the worse it will be for you in the end.

Best wishes and good luck.
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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 19:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Are you related to Jake Britt by any chance?

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 20:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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I could defend myself, stating that all the insturments were out of tune, which they were. I could also say that one of the people who complimented my songs was qz's own Sasha (eviltwin). but I don't feel like saying the things I just said.



Indeed I did sweetie.
Far better than anything I could ever do.

*Kisses & Hugs*

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 20:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll be watching you from a distance sweetie.

Take care.

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 20:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

not gonna lie, i have to agree with most of the people here. you arent that great, to put it nicely.


honestly? i cant play guitar very well. and i can play better than that.

singing? are you sure youre singing?


drummers are supposed to play on beat. i dunno what they were trying there, or if they actually were drums.


there seem to be no foundation except the fact that you sound bored. like youre falling asleep at the mic. the instrumentalists sound like they got drunk and tried to write a song to their crush, so they hit a few things thinking at the time it sounded wonderful or something.



its just terrible. you are in need of so much improvement. take charles' advice, which seems the most constructive so far. fatty, as blunt as he sounds is being honest as well. were not here to slaughter you, its just opinion.


why pay the visit when the visit is free?



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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 20:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*waves at Donny*

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 20:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 11 Apr 07, 22:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Donny Mars wrote:

Alex Solan. wrote:

*waves at Donny*
stop doing the princess Diana wave, Donny Mars will kick your ass if you keep trying to be royal.


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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 00:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my God.
That was by far the worst thing I have ever heard.
I read all the comments first thinking everyone was just being a bunch of jerks but no, you stink.
No, you are beyond stink. You redefine "stink."
There is a blank spot in the dictionary with your picture that's just waiting for a word to be created that can properly describe just how bad you are.

And,

Donny Mars wrote:

I could defend myself, stating that all the insturments were out of tune, which they were.


Man that is one great line.

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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 00:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and participate in the flaming.

Here's some good advice: stop sucking.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 01:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and participate in the flaming.

Here's some good advice: stop sucking.

you say I suck?
I don't give a fuck!
I suppose thats my luck.
is that a duck?


I think you have a future in poetry.


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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Donny Mars wrote:


I am just a poet with a Telecaster, thats all I am.


No, you are not. You are a poor excuse for a singer/songwriter/poet/guitarist with an acoustic guitar and a sucky mic you probably broke when you sung/played into.

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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 11:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Donny Mars wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Donny Mars wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and participate in the flaming.

Here's some good advice: stop sucking.

you say I suck?
I don't give a fuck!
I suppose thats my luck.
is that a duck?


I think you have a future in poetry.

I am just a poet with a Telecaster, thats all I am.


You're not a poet
You don't have a Telecaster

You DO have ego issues: too much of it.

Take lessons, that way, there is at least hope.


Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus

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Posted: 12 Apr 07, 12:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

Donny Mars wrote:

<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and participate in the flaming.

Here's some good advice: stop sucking.

you say I suck?
I don't give a fuck!
I suppose thats my luck.
is that a duck?


I think you have a future in poetry.


LMFAO! :DDDDDDDDDD

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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 00:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:

You should hear me in the shower - CALLAS, CABALLÉ, DESSAY - IT'S GREAT.


I actually caught your shower show on the last tour. It was...creepy.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.