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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 12:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
I think this is awesome...
.....
.......
NOT!
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HER! She covers AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" - one of the greatest hard rock/metal songs of all time and I'm UTTERLY disgusted. Look how she does that lame air guitar stunt at the beginning and imitates Angus Young's duckwalk. This is worse than Britney covering We Will Rock You and I Can't Get No Satisfaction, Robbie Williams covering We Are The Champions and Oasis covering Killer Queen combined. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME BEFORE I GO MAD.
SHEESH. Even Shania Twain does a better cover of the song than what Celine and Anastacia have done. This has to be the least metal/rock n' roll moment of all time. I always hated Celine, now I hate her more. There should be a law against this. Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians... I think she's never seen a guitar in her life. In fact I want to show her by whacking her over the head with one.
To anyone who thinks this **** is good - YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT. I bet Brian Johnson and Angus Young are dead now after seeing this and Bon Scott has already rolled over in his grave even though he didn't sing it.
MAN, I'm gonna have nightmares about Celine's stupid stunts in the video including the pelvic thrusts and air guitar impressions. This was a song which was better when you couldn't understand a word but in this version I do, and it sounds ****ing retarded. They both need to be shook HARD. I would've actually found it funny if Angus and his buddies were on stage with these lunatics and doing them.
Forget Osama, lock Celine up. If this isn't terrorism, I don't know what the hell is. DAMN YOU *****, YOU SUNK THE TITANIC NOW YOU'RE SINKING AC/DC...
I really need to beat some people up for this injustice towards AC/DC. AC/DC should cover "My Heart Will Go On"...wait, she won't care because she's a no-talent, duck-faced, big-nosed ugly snob who can't even write a song to save her life.
You know, I really wish the US would invade Canada... I mean seriously, she butchers the lyrics too... What next, Norah Jones singing Enter Sandman? Barbara Streisand singing Iron Man? It's official, you can't make an AC/DC song bad unless your name is Celine Dion...
I got nausea at the time of "C'mon girlfriend shook me"... Damn this Celine joker should shoot herself or do some porn. That'd be a better way of getting attention without polluting music. This is worse than the holocaust, words fail to describe this massacre. I'm going to cry now...*cries*
And god, is that girl playing a Fender!? It should be f'ing illegal to play an Angus Young solo with a Fender, use a GIBSON SG for ****'s sake...
This is worse than Mariah copying Freddie Mercury....*cries some more*...
I don't know what's more stupid, Celine Dion or the audience actually enjoying it? I also hate it when Celine Dion pretends she's sexy in front of the audience. Pitiful guitar solo too. Sounds like someone scratching on glass.
Celine and Anastacia: YOU MAKE ME PUKE ALL NIGHT LONG. Is there anything worse? Shakira's "Back in Black" comes close but still, nothing tops this.


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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WOW! So much wasted energy typing a bitter rant against Celine Dion.

Yes, it does suck, but c'mon! This is not as bad as P.Diddy remaking Kashmir.

P.S. The U.S. already invaded Canada when we went after Terrance & Phillip, remember?


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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 13:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

GEEZ! Double throw-up. Some songs just shouldn't be messed with.


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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 15:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Saif wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
I think this is awesome...
.....
.......
NOT!
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HER! She covers AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" - one of the greatest hard rock/metal songs of all time and I'm UTTERLY disgusted. Look how she does that lame air guitar stunt at the beginning and imitates Angus Young's duckwalk. This is worse than Britney covering We Will Rock You and I Can't Get No Satisfaction, Robbie Williams covering We Are The Champions and Oasis covering Killer Queen combined. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME BEFORE I GO MAD.
SHEESH. Even Shania Twain does a better cover of the song than what Celine and Anastacia have done. This has to be the least metal/rock n' roll moment of all time. I always hated Celine, now I hate her more. There should be a law against this. Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians... I think she's never seen a guitar in her life. In fact I want to show her by whacking her over the head with one.
To anyone who thinks this **** is good - YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT. I bet Brian Johnson and Angus Young are dead now after seeing this and Bon Scott has already rolled over in his grave even though he didn't sing it.
MAN, I'm gonna have nightmares about Celine's stupid stunts in the video including the pelvic thrusts and air guitar impressions. This was a song which was better when you couldn't understand a word but in this version I do, and it sounds ****ing retarded. They both need to be shook HARD. I would've actually found it funny if Angus and his buddies were on stage with these lunatics and doing them.
Forget Osama, lock Celine up. If this isn't terrorism, I don't know what the hell is. DAMN YOU *****, YOU SUNK THE TITANIC NOW YOU'RE SINKING AC/DC...
I really need to beat some people up for this injustice towards AC/DC. AC/DC should cover "My Heart Will Go On"...wait, she won't care because she's a no-talent, duck-faced, big-nosed ugly snob who can't even write a song to save her life.
You know, I really wish the US would invade Canada... I mean seriously, she butchers the lyrics too... What next, Norah Jones singing Enter Sandman? Barbara Streisand singing Iron Man? It's official, you can't make an AC/DC song bad unless your name is Celine Dion...
I got nausea at the time of "C'mon girlfriend shook me"... Damn this Celine joker should shoot herself or do some porn. That'd be a better way of getting attention without polluting music. This is worse than the holocaust, words fail to describe this massacre. I'm going to cry now...*cries*
And god, is that girl playing a Fender!? It should be f'ing illegal to play an Angus Young solo with a Fender, use a GIBSON SG for ****'s sake...
This is worse than Mariah copying Freddie Mercury....*cries some more*...
I don't know what's more stupid, Celine Dion or the audience actually enjoying it? I also hate it when Celine Dion pretends she's sexy in front of the audience. Pitiful guitar solo too. Sounds like someone scratching on glass.
Celine and Anastacia: YOU MAKE ME PUKE ALL NIGHT LONG. Is there anything worse? Shakira's "Back in Black" comes close but still, nothing tops this.


so.do you not like it then?


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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 17:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 13 Apr 07, 18:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO @ joxerthecornishpirate!

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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 01:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians..."

Them's fighting words! What about Sophie Marceau? Emmanuelle Beart?!

Granted, Celine Dion should be shot by heavy artillery for some of the crap she's unleashed... but it's not like she butchered any GOOD AC/DC. Ya know, the stuff with Bon Scott.


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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 03:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

"Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians..."

Them's fighting words! What about Sophie Marceau? Emmanuelle Beart?!

Granted, Celine Dion should be shot by heavy artillery for some of the crap she's unleashed... but it's not like she butchered any GOOD AC/DC. Ya know, the stuff with Bon Scott.

It's worse than Limp Bizkit's cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" and Hilary Duff's cover of "My Generation" combined. Granted, I would drop dead if they did "Highway to Hell" because Bon Scott just fuckin' rules. Oh yeah, if you want to experience true hell and agony, check out Marilyn Manson's cover of "Highway to Hell" or Guns N' Roses' cover of "Whole Lotta Rosie". Now that's GREAT AC/DC stuff, IMO the latter is better and more amusing than "Fat-Bottomed Girls" and Axl just ruins it.


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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 05:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"It's worse than Limp Bizkit's cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" and Hilary Duff's cover of "My Generation" combined."

OUCH
I'm not even going to bother checking.... that just sounds too painful!


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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 05:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmm, not so bad in my opinion. Besides, aren't you a man? Don't you know we've got to let the girls have their fun occasionally so they won't kill us, or cut off certain parts of our anatomy?

Actually I was hoping there'd be a 'breakdown' section where Celine goes serious and talks to the listener about the horrors that earthquake victims go through, whilst sobbing uncontrollably and explains that's why she chose this song about 'shaking'.

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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 06:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bubbles the cannibal bunny wrote:

Hmm, not so bad in my opinion. Besides, aren't you a man? Don't you know we've got to let the girls have their fun occasionally so they won't kill us, or cut off certain parts of our anatomy?

Actually I was hoping there'd be a 'breakdown' section where Celine goes serious and talks to the listener about the horrors that earthquake victims go through, whilst sobbing uncontrollably and explains that's why she chose this song about 'shaking'.


or at least dedicate it to michael j fox


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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 07:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

joxerthecornishpirate wrote:

Bubbles the cannibal bunny wrote:

Hmm, not so bad in my opinion. Besides, aren't you a man? Don't you know we've got to let the girls have their fun occasionally so they won't kill us, or cut off certain parts of our anatomy?

Actually I was hoping there'd be a 'breakdown' section where Celine goes serious and talks to the listener about the horrors that earthquake victims go through, whilst sobbing uncontrollably and explains that's why she chose this song about 'shaking'.


or at least dedicate it to michael j fox


OMG You're good! Wish I'd thought of that ;)

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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 08:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't think Mohammed Ali would laugh at that joke.


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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 13:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

I don't think Mohammed Ali would laugh at that joke.

would we know the difference if he did or not?


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

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Posted: 14 Apr 07, 14:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

"Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians..."

Them's fighting words! What about Sophie Marceau? Emmanuelle Beart?!

Granted, Celine Dion should be shot by heavy artillery for some of the crap she's unleashed... but it's not like she butchered any GOOD AC/DC. Ya know, the stuff with Bon Scott.


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Posted: 15 Apr 07, 10:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Saif wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
I think this is awesome...
.....
.......
NOT!
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HER! She covers AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" - one of the greatest hard rock/metal songs of all time and I'm UTTERLY disgusted. Look how she does that lame air guitar stunt at the beginning and imitates Angus Young's duckwalk. This is worse than Britney covering We Will Rock You and I Can't Get No Satisfaction, Robbie Williams covering We Are The Champions and Oasis covering Killer Queen combined. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME BEFORE I GO MAD.
SHEESH. Even Shania Twain does a better cover of the song than what Celine and Anastacia have done. This has to be the least metal/rock n' roll moment of all time. I always hated Celine, now I hate her more. There should be a law against this. Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians... I think she's never seen a guitar in her life. In fact I want to show her by whacking her over the head with one.
To anyone who thinks this **** is good - YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT. I bet Brian Johnson and Angus Young are dead now after seeing this and Bon Scott has already rolled over in his grave even though he didn't sing it.
MAN, I'm gonna have nightmares about Celine's stupid stunts in the video including the pelvic thrusts and air guitar impressions. This was a song which was better when you couldn't understand a word but in this version I do, and it sounds ****ing retarded. They both need to be shook HARD. I would've actually found it funny if Angus and his buddies were on stage with these lunatics and doing them.
Forget Osama, lock Celine up. If this isn't terrorism, I don't know what the hell is. DAMN YOU *****, YOU SUNK THE TITANIC NOW YOU'RE SINKING AC/DC...
I really need to beat some people up for this injustice towards AC/DC. AC/DC should cover "My Heart Will Go On"...wait, she won't care because she's a no-talent, duck-faced, big-nosed ugly snob who can't even write a song to save her life.
You know, I really wish the US would invade Canada... I mean seriously, she butchers the lyrics too... What next, Norah Jones singing Enter Sandman? Barbara Streisand singing Iron Man? It's official, you can't make an AC/DC song bad unless your name is Celine Dion...
I got nausea at the time of "C'mon girlfriend shook me"... Damn this Celine joker should shoot herself or do some porn. That'd be a better way of getting attention without polluting music. This is worse than the holocaust, words fail to describe this massacre. I'm going to cry now...*cries*
And god, is that girl playing a Fender!? It should be f'ing illegal to play an Angus Young solo with a Fender, use a GIBSON SG for ****'s sake...
This is worse than Mariah copying Freddie Mercury....*cries some more*...
I don't know what's more stupid, Celine Dion or the audience actually enjoying it? I also hate it when Celine Dion pretends she's sexy in front of the audience. Pitiful guitar solo too. Sounds like someone scratching on glass.
Celine and Anastacia: YOU MAKE ME PUKE ALL NIGHT LONG. Is there anything worse? Shakira's "Back in Black" comes close but still, nothing tops this.

I'd love to hear your views on Shakira's Back in Black as well.


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<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Zebonka12 wrote:

&quot;Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians...&quot;

Them's fighting words! What about Sophie Marceau? Emmanuelle Beart?!

Granted, Celine Dion should be shot by heavy artillery for some of the crap she's unleashed... but it's not like she butchered any GOOD AC/DC. Ya know, the stuff with Bon Scott.


Let's not forget Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bryan Adams, Paul Bley (jazz), The Band, Gil Evans (jazz), Gordon Lightfoot, Oscar Peterson (jazz).


Well... in the event of such things, I'd actually be *trying* to forget it.

But if it ever went to court.... make sure lists like that are kept handy.


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Zebonka12 wrote:

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Zebonka12 wrote:

&quot;Now I know why I hate the French and the Canadians...&quot;

Them's fighting words! What about Sophie Marceau? Emmanuelle Beart?!

Granted, Celine Dion should be shot by heavy artillery for some of the crap she's unleashed... but it's not like she butchered any GOOD AC/DC. Ya know, the stuff with Bon Scott.


Let's not forget Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bryan Adams, Paul Bley (jazz), The Band, Gil Evans (jazz), Gordon Lightfoot, Oscar Peterson (jazz).


Well... in the event of such things, I'd actually be *trying* to forget it.

But if it ever went to court.... make sure lists like that are kept handy.

*headbang*


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Posted: 15 Apr 07, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 15 Apr 07, 15:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What?? All this time and no-ones mentioned Mika????

Yes she (Celine) is shit at singing - especially on this song. But like any car crash, you cant help but look.....


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