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Posted: 27 Apr 07, 23:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I made this thread accidentally. xD

So discuss Napoleon here ( Bonaparte, Dynamite.. whatever rocks yer boat ).


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 08:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He wasn't actually small. In fact, he was taller than the average European of his day. The myth that he was a tiny dude originates from the fact that his length was translated incorrectly: the French inch was considerably longer than the British one, but the conversion wasn't made. So, instead of 5'2" he was actually 5'6". So that's pretty tall for his day and age.

Oh, and he was the first European head-of-state to grant Jews full citizenship, so he should be lauded for that.


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 08:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Napoleon, that was a nasty pig

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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote:

Napoleon, that was a nasty pig

:(


Agreed. But what do you expect? He was modelled after Stalin.


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Napoleon had two eyes, two hands, two legs and two balls.


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 12:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH!"


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 13:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

im going to be showing my age here but the only cool Napoleon was Napoleon Solo [robert vaughn] in the man from UNCLE.


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 13:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote:

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH!"


I love Napoleon Dynamite...mmm...Jon Heder... :P

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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 14:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="magenta">Marial-B wrote:

Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD


did he have itchy arse syndrome?
[sparrow will get the joke]


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its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]

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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 14:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=purple>Thirtynine ? wrote:

I met the guy who played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite a few days ago, since they were filming a movie one block away from my uncle's house. "Pedro" was really nice...and his real name is Efren. lol

they keep advertising dynamite on sky so im gonna have to watch it and see what the fuss is about.im not up with these new fangled things anymore.ive only just found out what dog the bounty hunter was all about,i thought it was something like the littlest hobo when i first read the programme title.how wrong was i? lol


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 14:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

David - brilliant as always:

http://www.spanisharts.com/history/del_neoclasic_romant/imagenes/david/napoleon_caballo.jpg


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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color="magenta">Marial-B wrote:

Napoleon is a weird name for a dog :P
And Bonaparte... I heard that he always hide his hand 'cuz it smells xD


YAY someone else who loves John Heder!!! My friends think I'm insane.

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Posted: 28 Apr 07, 21:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^
wait nevermond that last comment. I still don't really know what I'm doing on this site! I meant to respond to "Leroy's" comment! sorry.

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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 00:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I read the greatest book on Napoleon the other day... It's called Betsy and The Emporer , by Staton Rabin. It's a brilliant book and, by the end, I was crying. Try getting it sometime!!


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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Napoleon Dynamite is one of my many pretend celebrity boyfriends.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8

^greatest video ever made



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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 20:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=yellow>Leroy<h6>peace. :D wrote: I love Napoleon Dynamite...mmm...Jon Heder... :P



MeganEnright wrote: YAY someone else who loves John Heder!!! My friends think I'm insane.



7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Napoleon Dynamite is one of my many pretend celebrity boyfriends.


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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 21:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Elvis Costello rocks!


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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 22:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the chocolate most, but I do enjoy mixing it with a bit of the strawberry.

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Posted: 29 Apr 07, 22:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like monkberry.


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