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Posted: 05 May 07, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, so this is the height of my immaturity.

Ghost Poopie:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie:
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie:
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie:
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie:
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie:
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie:
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie:
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie:
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

I got it all off funnyjunk. I was laughing so hard.


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Posted: 05 May 07, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queenzone at it's best :) so damn funny! lol


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Posted: 05 May 07, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh My God! LMAO! :D

That was so funny! :D

p.s. It's okay to be immature. I am! I'm never growing up! :D

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Posted: 05 May 07, 17:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahaha. Nice one. ;)

I think Alex posted this topic ages back before.


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Posted: 05 May 07, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i got this in a birthday card 8 years ago.
to say i was unimpressed with that card would be an understatement even if one of the poos looked like Mr Hankey :-[


isnt innuendo an italian suppository?

im gonna ride the wild wind!

its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule!

joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]