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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sorry Cass, this has to be done sometime soon.

Discuss


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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dylan for president!


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You lost all my respect here Tijn :P.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love you too Mari!


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because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob Dylan?

Discuss.



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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As a songwriter I think he is excellent but as a singer he leaves a lot to be desired. His songs are nearly always better when sung by someone else.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 06:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote:

Bob Dylan?

Discuss.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 09:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr Mercury wrote:

As a songwriter I think he is excellent but as a singer he leaves a lot to be desired. His songs are nearly always better when sung by someone else.



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Posted: 23 May 07, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have to disagree! I like Bob. :D

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Posted: 23 May 07, 13:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Right people, choose your sides in this thread: Musical Morons or Bob Dylan-ain't-bad-at-all League.


Seriously, I cannot respond meaningfully to a thread like this*.





* implying: absolute silliness


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Posted: 23 May 07, 13:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob Dylan: "But I know that those songs are just in my genes and I couldn't stop them comin' out."
Translation: I'm a pretentious asshole.

Bob Dylan: "I don't like to make records. I do it reluctantly."
Translation: I'm doing you all a huge favor by forcing myself to grace you all with my genius.

Bob Dylan: "I feel like nobody's gonna know how I should sound except me anyway, nobody knows what they want out of players except me, nobody can tell a player what he's doing wrong, nobody can find a player who can play but he's not playing, like I can. I can do that in my sleep."
Translation: I invented music and I'm the world's best at it.

Bob Dylan: "On this record I didn't have anybody to teach. I got guys now in my band, they can whip up anything, they surprise even me."
Translation: I am Bob Dylan. I am the greatest musician, nay, person on the face of the Earth. If any other musician can impress me, Bob Dylan, the holy father of all music then they must be incredible

Bob Dylan: "The records I used to listen to and still love, you can't make a record that sounds that way."
Translation: These whippersnappers today with their electric guitars and them boom boxes just don't know how great music used to be. Everything now is terrible. Everything from before was great. Except when they were saying that about me in the sixties.

Bob Dylan: "Brian Wilson, he made all his records with four tracks, but you couldn't make his records if you had a hundred tracks today."
Translation: It would be impossible to use only four tracks if you have one hundred available. The laws of mathematics prove this.

Bob Dylan: "We all like records that are played on record players, but let's face it, those days are gon-n-n-e. You do the best you can, you fight that technology in all kinds of ways, but I don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past twenty years, really."
Translation: An enormous, temperature-sensitive disc of wax, prone to easy damaged and degrading in sound from the moment it is manufactured is infinitely superior to digital technology. Everyone in the world would prefer a record to a CD because it takes up much more space and is infinitely inferior in every way. That's just a fact, there's no way to prove what I just said wrong in any way. Also, as a side note, there has been no good-sounding music recordings in twenty years. I'm Bob Dylan, the older brother of Jesus Christ and God's favorite son and I have just said this therefore it is 100% true.

Bob Dylan: "You listen to these modern records, they're atrocious, they have sound all over them. There's no definition of nothing, no vocal, no nothing, just like -- static."
Translation: I do not know how to properly operate a CD player.

Bob Dylan: "Even these songs probably sounded ten times better in the studio when we recorded 'em."
Translation: Even songs that were written and recorded by me, Bob Dylan, the greatest musician in the world and son of Zeus do not sounding good using modern technology. If music by someone as amazing and outstanding as myself can't sound good then how could anyone else possibly stand a chance? After all, I'm Bob Dylan, the creator of everything good in the universe and personal mentor to God.

Bob Dylan: "CDs are small. There's no stature to it."
Translation: It is the size of CDs that affect sound. Records are bigger. Bigger is better. That's just common sense.

Bob Dylan: "I remember when that Napster guy came up across, it was like, 'Everybody's gettin' music for free.' I was like, 'Well, why not? It ain't worth nothing anyway.'"
Translation: Technology has ruined everything that is great in the world. Furthermore, I wish that people still died at the age of thirty and that we had to walk barefoot everywhere we go.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 13:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Quite a feat, misinterpreting quotes jerked out of context so much. Did you ever think of working for Ann Coulter, Haystacks?


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Posted: 23 May 07, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:

Quite a feat, misinterpreting quotes jerked out of context so much. Did you ever think of working for Ann Coulter, Haystacks?


Its a joke, dickweed...

Man, the issues you have.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Looks like Dylan is not quite fond of the advancement of technology to improve the quality of modern sound recording.

The times are a' changing, Bob. But no worries, your albums will sell as long as there's weed around.


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Posted: 23 May 07, 15:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I respect Bob Dylan...a lot. But I just can't stand his music.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Posted: 23 May 07, 15:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As a really big Bob Dylan fan, I have to side with Mr Quinn on this one.

Each to their own though.

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Posted: 23 May 07, 16:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

.DeaconJohn. wrote:

Mr Quinn

Each to their own though.


Isn't that a contradiction?


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Posted: 24 May 07, 02:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

worst musician ever.

Even worse than Shitty Page.


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Posted: 24 May 07, 02:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Who's Shit Page??? Jimmy Page???

If that's so... you're fucked up xD


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Posted: 24 May 07, 04:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No, he's fucked up.

He's always been fucked up.


But the world is even more fucked up than him, and that's why so many idiots think of him as the greatest guitarist.


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