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    8/6/2007 5:12:00 PM
    Yep, the blog's back. Ohh yeah. Now, what to talk about? ... Nope... nothing, I'll try again tomorrow......
    4/1/2007 4:59:00 PM
    Wow, apart from that video on the Announce Forum, this April Fool's day has been dull. REALLY dull. I guess I gotta spice it up before it ends....
    3/31/2007 9:25:00 PM
    Alright, well, yeah, a new blog, yet again... I'm just gonna write the first thing that comes to my head ten times, and call it a day. 10. Gir 9. Burping Slig 8. Breast-feeding mongoose 7. Climb a latter and fall into a pit of jelly. 6. Oranges are yummy (not) 5....
    10/2/2005 8:40:00 AM
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    9/22/2005 7:00:00 PM
    Wow what to do...   ...   Nothin... ... ... ... SHOULD I DO WITH THIS STUPID BLOG!! I MEAN, WHAT DOES "SUPA" MEAN ANYWAY!!?? Oh well, I'm going to bed....
    7/11/2005 5:06:00 PM
    A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard....
    7/9/2005 8:49:00 PM
    It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope....
    7/7/2005 10:22:00 AM
    Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits....
    7/6/2005 2:39:00 PM
    Broken Bones A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken everysingle bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg withher index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain hercomposure as the tears start to roll down her face....
    7/2/2005 8:26:00 PM
    The Mountain Road A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig! ”The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, “Bi***!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road....

Favorite band member:Brian May

Favorite Album:A Day At The Races

Queen fan since:Eventually...

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